Girls can I just say —
you both look fantastic. Oh, thanks girlfriend. We’ve been working out
and dieting, you know — not cheating, like
that bitch Harriet. Well, it’s great you guys
are doing it the natural way and we don’t have to deal
with Harriet anymore. There you are,
you Goddamn bitch! I will take you to court,
fat whore! Harriet,
I do not like your tone- You knew I was going to
steal your poo, and so you tainted it,
didn’t you?! What are you
talking about? I have been shitting
and throwing up all day! It has to be
from your feces! So, you did take my poo,
huh, Harriet? That’s besides
the point now! Oh, IS it?
‘Cause the girls told me you called me the C word
the other day! Oh, you’re all
backstabbing bitches now! Fuck you, Harriet! Uhhh– Okay, ladies.
come on — Just admit it!
I can’t stop puking and shitting because of what
you did to me! [ Moans ] What the fuck? You thought you were
such hot shit, Harriet. We took the leftover feces
from your house, and put it up our asses
with a Turkey baster! Oh. Oh, God.