This is a nice day to shoot a Whole Foods. It’s always a nice day to shoot at Whole Foods. You wanna do the welcome? Welcome to Whole Foods This is my home away from home. So, Whole Foods, it’s the epicenter of the free world. Can we ever do a segment with your shirt off? Ah, we talked about this. Come on, you weren’t even listening, were you? Oh, no. Sorry, I’m not suppose to talk. Do your Snap Chat? Yes. Snap Chat. What’s up guys? We’re getting coffee! Coffee! Buz Creek Decaf? What the…is that? I see your looking at the savory Pacific Blend Coffee. I know those are smooth and exotic. I’ve discovered this revitalizing therapy I
discovered, while hiking in the Knocknodobar Mountains in Ireland. What did he say? You digress. So these coffees are eaten by these cats. Right? Cats, ok. The cats, ok. They poo in the litter box.
You collect the beans. Ooooh. You poo in the litter-box? Dude! This happens to best coffee for the Coffee Enema! oh my gosh. What are you… Listen to me my little Lancelot. you’re barking up the wrong tree here I’m really not interested What if I told you, that it would increase the size of your member? Ah, what was that? Ten fold. Can I see? I have to get a little excited mate first. And then I might show you later, but ah. Here’s the thing… Your manhood will be as round as a
Mickey’s 40, mate… And, twice as long. Really? The pheromone! Pheromones? Yes, and the rate at which they are spread, the ladies will smell coming from a mile away! Oh, man this sounds like something we should do, right? Ah, Mate! Asian Palm Civet is the most expensive
cup of coffee in the world. I can smell the glorious tones of Earth and nut. Is it Dripping? It is dripping, but so will his jock, once that size is reached. What are we doing here anyway? Oh, we should probably leave. It’s a very intense process, the position that he’ll be in, very intimate. So, Vic? You’re gonna have to get on the table I think? You know, I’m really not feeling this but we’re recording it and I wanna go Viral… Well, what are you thinking to yourself? I don’t know if this is a good idea, man. I was scared my first time too bro. Ah, I tell you what. This is awkward. Better take this little sniff up your sniffer there. That will do it! Come on! Don’t think about it! See now, the pepper will just get larger
and larger. And, it’s good for my biceps too, brah. Here we go. That’s the spirit! Now, we need head down. This is gonna make me go viral, right? Yeah. And, I don’t mean Viral like in STDs. Ah, yeah, I plead the 5th. Should we put it on your Grinder? What the hell you talking about? It’s Tinder What the hell man! It’s fine. ‘The Irishmen went yodeling on a’ (SCREAMS) Owe! (FART SOUNDS) Oh, my gosh! (SPRAY) (FART SOUND) Wow! CRASH That’s good coffee!