– Cheers! – I should just leave that open. I’m Amanda, and this is my fianceé– – Amanda. – Ah. (gasps) (laughter) We’ve been engaged since
July second of last year. – It’s pretty good, yeah.
– It’s really good, actually. – It’s been fun. – Wedding planning and
stuff, it’s been great. – She does it all. I sit back.
– Basically it’s what happens. (laughs) – Uh, I don’t like this one. Did you ever fake an orgasm? – Yes.
– One. Oh my god. – Probably multiple times. – You’re not supposed to answer that one! – The average duration
of sex for most couples is 10 minutes. How long do you think we last? – Work night? 10 minutes. Weekend though, we can go for hours. Yeah.
– Smoke break. – Come back, take a
shower, sex in the shower, smoke break again. Am I next to read this, am I next? – Do I have any friends
or family members that you do not want at the wedding? – Okay, that one, I’ll
take a shot right now. Just gonna pour that one
myself all the way to the top. – You don’t need a chaser. – Yes I do. – No you’re good. – What is your favorite sex position, what is your least favorite? – I am always on top, I
never get to be on bottom. I am always the top. And it’s not because I’m like
“Woah, I wanna be on top”. So my favorite sex position
is when I finally get to be a bottom, and my least
favorite sex position is when I have to sit on
your face constantly. (laughs) Because I’m a top! – Oh shit. – Mine? Being on bottom. (laughs) – What’s your least favorite? – Being on top. – What was on your mind last
time we were having sex? – I’m gonna have to remember the last time we were having sex first. – That is the point in
time when you take a shot! Oh my god. It’s your turn. What the– (laughs) That’s your shot! You take that one. – What is one thing you’d
want to change about me? – Ugh. Oh I can answer this. – Are you gonna answer it? – Yeah. I love you so much, by the way. – Mm hmm. – But do you know how
fucking stubborn you are? God, like earlier today,
she asked me what kind of shirt to wear to wear, so I
was like, “I like this one”, and she was like, “I don’t like that”, and I was like, “Okay, you
don’t have to wear it”, and she was like, “I know that”. – I don’t that’s being stubborn, I think that’s being, like
– A dick? – I know what I want. – But I love you. – I know, I know, that’s why
we’re still getting married, and I’m putting up with it. – I love you. – I love you. – No I love you. – Okay. – I love you! I really do, I love you. – I love you too. – Can you say it, like, seriously? Cause, I think that’s what– – I love you too? – Is that a question? – No, I love you. – Oh, I love you too! – Good! (laughs) – When was the last time
you accidentally grazed a sexy someone’s body? – Is accidentally in quotation marks? – Yes, it is. “Accidentally”. – Uh, you all the time. Dammit, I don’t know. Maybe at Dinah? – It’s the biggest lesbian
party in the United States. – Who at Dinah? – Probably Brianna? You can’t even get mad about it. – I can’t even get mad about it. – Thank you. – God, she’s fucking hot. (laughs) I would’ve done it. – You probably did. – I probably did. – Yeah. – How often do we have sex,
how often should we have sex? – We should have sex daily. – Okay. How often do we have sex? – I don’t know, like once every two weeks. – Which is still pretty damn good. – It’s pretty good. – For being together for three years. – We’ve been together for three years, we’re getting married. – Dealing with the wedding. – I just said that we’re getting married. – I know, god, sometimes
I like to elaborate on what you say, like your stories, when you like to elaborate. – So it’s okay for you to do and not me? – Cause I’m always right. – There it is. “About 40 to 50 percent of married couples in the United States divorce. Do you think we will last?” Yeah, I think– Oh, this is your card. (laughs) – I think I’d give it a year, and– – See how it goes?
– We’ll see how it goes. – You wanna see how it goes? – Yeah. – You gonna answer that question? – I did, I just did. – We’ll last. – Thank you. – You’re welcome. – God. – I love you. – You meant it that time! – I know, it’s going to get more sincere the more drinks I get. – I love you.