♫ Pizza in the morning,
pizza in the evening ♫ Pizza at suppertime ♫ (upbeat instrumental music) – That Little Caesar’s, you know, they got a soft spot in my heart because they got me through college. – I definitely have always hated Dominos. – Yeah, I mean, if it’s
there I’m gonna eat it. – [Voiceover] Grease, mm! – Oh, that’s greasy. Which is perfect. – That’s the most
important thing, is if you can hold it out and it stands on its own. – They’ve got some good sauce on here. – The crust is pretty bread-y. – I know this cheese, I feel like. – I think this is Little Caesars. – I think so too. You know how I can tell? – How?
– [Guy] The bottom of it. – That’s like the pizza you
get in elementary school. – I’m gonna, like, be
passed out after this. I can tell you that right now. – We got a little crumbly,
what I believe is garlic, on the crust. – This is like a good slice. This is a heavy slice. – The cheese is like, hella cheesy! – This pizza does not have enough sauce. – They went out of their way
to throw some more spices in. – I think this is a better
slice of pizza than the first. – Mm, for sure. – This was like borderline a lunchable, (laughing) and this one is like oh man, there is some love put into this. – Number three looks like
bullshit is what this is. (laughs) – This has got different
sizes of pepperoni on it. – Not enough sauce for me! I’m a sauce girl all the way. – I think this is pretty good. Although it doesn’t
really taste like pizza. – This is like pizza
you’d get in an airport. (laughs) – It’s a little too
boozey, like they’re trying to make it a little too fancy for me. – Alright, this one is hands down the poorest looking pizza. – This is Pizza Hut. – Are you sure? – I am not. (laughs) – It smells like a play place. – It’s got, like, a ditch before the crust where the sauce really collects, and it’s way too intense. – Soft crust. Not bad.
– Papa Johns has always lacked on the crust. Like, their crust is back. – Get in my mouth! I ain’t waiting for you. – You know what, I know this is Pizza Hut by the crust.
– Yeah. Exactly. – Cause Pizza Hut has good crust! – This is good, this is,
it’s a little fluffy. – It does kind of taste like bread you get before your meal at some restaurant, just with, like, cheese
and pepperonis on top. – It just tastes like butter. Like butter bread with cheese on top. – I’m all about that, so… (laughing) – I think this one is the best. – 100% this one is my favorite. And I know that it’s Pizza Hut. – I think this one was my favorite. – I thought this was the best, too. But I still think it’s Papa Johns. – Dominos. What we think is Dominos. – That is my favorite. It is so good. Dominos, you stepped up your game. – [Both] One, two, three. (bell rings)
– Yes! Dominos.
– Dominos. They’re really killing it. – Goddamn, Dominos. – I noticed the cheese,
lighter on the sauce, but I noticed it; that garlic seasoning. Oh. – I’m not doing that again. We’re not getting pizza
again, Little Caesars. – Tell me that you care, or I’m leaving. – [Both] Pizza pizza!
– Goddamnit, Little Caesar.