(INDISTINCT CHATTER) Oh! (WHIMPERS) Oh. Oh. Mmm! Granny, the anchovy
beef jerky pizza was heaven. Bless your heart, dearie.
That’ll be 50 cents. (CLINKS) Huh! I heard money. PINK PANTHER: Wow. Granny, you’ve got a major
cash flow problem here. Well, ever since
Big Eddie moved in,
I’ve lost all my business. Looks like sweet old Granny’s
a big floparoonie. (SOBBING) Say it ain’t so, Granny. I’m gonna help you beat
old Pizza Puss. What has he got
that you haven’t got? Customers, an 800 number,
national advertising. We’ll do exactly what he does,
only bigger and better. And I know
just where to start. Now, to give this
a really fresh,
different look. EDDIE: Penny? Dibs!
Saw it first. (SNIFFS) I smell competition. (GROWLS) Whoo! Whoo! Hee, hee, hee! Ha! Whoo! EDDIE: That sign
is twice as big as mine. Well, the bigger they are, the harder they go boom! (LAUGHS) I think I’ve really
captured Granny. Whoa! (GRUNTING) Ha-ha! Talk about radical signage,
buddy. Dude, we got to eat
at this place. I bet they have killer ‘zza.
(YELLS) Thanks for the help, big guy. (SNARLS) (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Oh, bless your heart.
Granny’s cooking again. Yahoo! And I’m just getting started. Now, to check out Eddie’s
top-secret kitchen. (SUCTION CUP POPPING) (SUCTION CUP POPPING) (SUCTION CUP POPPING) -(SHOUTS)
-(CRASH) PINK PANTHER:
No secret is safe
from the Pink Ninja. Wah! (GROWLS) Only one way
to get rid of a giant fly. PINK PANTHER: Boy, talk about
being absorbed in your work. (YELLING) (GRUNTING) Automation,
that’s Eddie’s secret. Okay, Granny. I’ll just throw
a monkey wrench in the works. Bought it from him. (ALARM BLARING) (SCREAMS) I’ve got an order to go,
-(CRASH) Don’t worry, Granny.
I’ve just begun to fight. (GRANNY SNEEZES) Gesundheit. Oh, pizza by the ton,
that’s a good gimmick. Wait till the missus sees
what I bought
for our anniversary. Gimmicks, publicity,
that’s the way
to get more business. We’ve already made
the most pizza, now we’ll make the biggest. (GRUNTS) (GROWLING) Not too hot.
Texas Bar-B-Que should do it. (LAUGHS) (SCREAMING) GRANNY: Oh! Oh. What? (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Granny, World’s Tiniest Pizza,
what’s the scoop? Well, it sort of cooked down
a bit more than we planned, but it still has
the nutritional value of a pizza one million times
its size. That teensy pizza could feed
a space shuttle crew
for a month and they’d still bring home
a doggie bag. You heard it here, folks. No wonder NASA just bought
this amazing food supplement
for one million dollars. What? I’ve reached my limit. No more Mr. Nice Guy. PINK PANTHER:
And now for your secret sauce. (BANGING ON DOOR) Oh, there’s the door.
Get it, would you, dearie? I’ll finish up here. Happy Pete’s pizza dough.
Sign here, please. Well, that’s weird.
I didn’t order any dough. You know what they say, dough comes along
when you least expect it.
(CHUCKLES) Penny! Dibs! Saw it first. No! No! My pizza palace!
Somebody help, please. Please, you got to help me. You just got to help me. Only if you’ll
stop overacting. Hey, get with it.
You missed a spot. I beg your pardon? There you go, Eddie.
The fire is out. Whoa! I’m ruined. (CRYING) Wiped out. (WAILING) What do I do now? (BLOWS NOSE) Well, young man,
Granny might have just the job for someone of your
obvious abilities. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I don’t know. Don’t you feel kind of sorry
for Eddie now? Nah. Everybody loves him. Just look, Granny,
he’s a regular Peppy Roni!♪ Granny’s Pizza,
better than the rest♪ Try the artichoke
with liver♪ Yum, it’s the best! ♪