[instrumental music] Excuse me, sir. Hi. You come in here
all the time. I was just wondering, do you
think there’s a possibility that you could give me n
advance on my tips? Huh? No. Okay, okay.
That’s fine, fine. Hey, I’m sorry
about that spill…before. Only $98.50 to go. – Hey.
– Hey. Ross, did you know
that mom and dad are going to Puerto Rico
for Thanksgiving? What? No, they’re not. Yes, they are.
The Blymans invited them. You’re wrong. I am not wrong. You’re wrong. No, I just talked to them. I’m calling mom. – Hey, hey.
– Hey. ‘And this from
the cry-for-help department’ are you wearing make-up? Yes, I am. As of today,
I am officially Joey Tribbiani.. Actor/model. Thank you. That’s so funny, ’cause I was
thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani… …man/woman What were you modeling for? Oh, you know those posters
for the city free clinic? Oh, wow, so you’re gonna
one of those “healthy, healthy,
healthy” guys? You know, the asthma guy is
really cute. Do you know
which one you’re gonna be? No, but I hear Lyme disease
is open, so, you know? Good luck, man.
I hope you get it. Thanks. Well, you were right. How can they
do this to us, huh? – It’s Thanksgiving.
– Oh, okay. I’ll tell you what.. How about if I
cook dinner at my place? I’ll make it
just like mom’s. Will you make the mashed
potatoeswiththe lumps? You know they’re not actually
supposed to h– I’ll work on the lumps! Joey, you’re
going home, right? Yeah. And I assume, Chandler,
you’re still boycotting all
the pilgrim holidays. Yes, every single one of them. And Phoebe, you’re gonna be
with your grandma? Yeah, and-and her boyfriend,
but we’re celebrating Thanksgiving in December
’cause he’s lunar. S-So you’re free
Thursday, then? – Yeah. Oh, can I come?
– Yeah. Rach, are you still thinking you’re gonna make it to Vail? Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only $102 to go. I thought it was $98.50. Yeah, well, it was,
but I-I broke a cup. Well, I’m off to Carol’s. Ooh. Ooh. Why don’t
we invite her? Ooh, Ooh because
she’s my ex-wife and will probably want
to bring her ooh, ooh lesbian life partner.