Um… Yo, what should I get? Oh it’s easy. Just combine any words you can think of and it’ll be on the menu. Hey. Uh, could I get a Doritos Locos Tacos Mountain Dew Supreme, please? *FEEDBACK* Uh, yep you got it homie. Um… Okay, um… Can I get a Grande Nacho Super Awesome Devil Sandwich Childhood Divorce Helena Bonham Burrito? Oh, did you, um did you, want a triple deck childhood divorce? Uh… okay sure. Okay, you got it homie. Every Taco Bell ever Oh, frick. Hey Chad! ‘Sup Jebrony? I think our Taco Bell’s broken. Oh, no. On the contrary, my dude, the Taco Bell’s fully functional, but only skater dudes named Kyle can hear it. Wait, for real? Yeah. YOU READY MY DUDE? Yeah, false alarm. Sorry Kyles. Just teaching the new guy all about the Bell. Oh. All good man. KYLES! ROLL OUT! Every fake meat ever Order 69? Thanks man. No problem. Hey, live más. What did you just say to me? Uh… live más? Oh my god. You’re right. Thank you You know I’ve been so brainwashed, by the system society has trapped, me in droning on day, by day, trapped in a cubicle, slowly waiting to die! I haven’t been living más. I’ve been living menos. But you know what? No longer! Because I’m quitting my job and I’m moving to a Commune in Venezuela! You, sir, are an enlightened human being. Thank you so más. Okay. But, Taco Bell’s not real mexican food I actually heard taco bell is the healthiest fast food you can ever eat. I don’t know about that… I’d definitely be skeptical and, maybe, do some research before believing it. Hi. What’s up? Is Taco Bell the healthiest fast food you can get? Yeah, sure. *so proud of their food choices* I’ll have five thousand tacos. Do you wanna make it a meal? Hell yes. Alright. Quick tip, order fresca style. Order…. 420? hehe. Yeah, thanks man. Yeah, do you want any hot sauce? Uh, no thanks. Okay, what type of hot sauce do you want? Uh, no, I don’t want hot sauce. Uh, how many hot sauces? I don’t…want hot sauce. I like that the hot sauces are like fortune cookies. Okay, guys a couple years, ago, we started selling breakfast at our Taco Bells, and IT F**KING KILLED! What else can we serve? ALCOHOL! YES! CINNAMON ROLLS! MÁS! FRENCH FRIES! MÁS, BABY, MÁS! ICE CREAM! MÁS, MÁS, MÁS! RUBBER CEMENT! WHY THE MÁS NOT! OSTRICH! MÁS SEWAGE! Uh, M-M-M-MÁS BUGS BUNNY! DO I HEAR MÁS?! KISSES! MÁS-S-S-S! HUMAN MEAT! OOO! DADDY NEEDS HIS MÁS! HUMAN TEETH! 🎵WE WISH YOU A VERY CHRIST-MÁS TAMALES! What? Uh, you know, like, authentic Mexican food? Like, Tamales? GET OUT YOU BITCH! Every taco bell ever i: Hey, guys it’s Kyle. C: And also, Kyle I: thank you guys so much for watching this video if you, want to see every subway ever click the box on the left C: If you, want watch every mcdonald’s ever you can freakin’ hit that freakin right box on the right. I: Dude, Kyle that’s sounds so lit. C: So litty.