♪ (French accordion music) ♪ – (Vince) Today you’ll be eating… – Oh no.
– (Vince) …this. – (nervously) No. No! What is it? – Oh, what’s– I’m scared. (gasps) Oh, it’s canned. – What could possibly be in it? It better not be more
testicles, that’s for sure. – You don’t give me a label, how am I supposed to know what it is? – We have this bowl thing right here. You might have to dump it in.
It might be soupy. I’m honestly a little scared. – Oh, it’s heavy. (contents sloshing)
– (groans in disgust) – Is this, like, a whole turkey in here? What do you got in here?
(sloshes) – I was watching Chopped one day. They had a challenge where one of the ingredients
was canned chicken. And that’s what this is reminding me of. – (Vince) Why don’t you open it up
and pour out the contents to see what it is?
– (reluctantly) Oh, god. Okay. – Dude, okay. How do I even use one of these? (can opener connects)
– Got it, guys. We’re good. Yep. So how’s you guys’ day going? – It’s like Christmas.
“Hey, Ethan, open your can. Let’s see what Santa
brought you this year.” (can opener clicking)
– (grunts) Oh, I can’t. Oh my god, no. It smells so bad! It smells so bad! – (whimpering) Oh god. Oh shit. – Smells like chicken broth. Or chicken noodle soup, maybe. Chicken noodle soup looks
a little weird… if that’s this. – Aah! – Oh, come on, man! (screams) – Oh!-kay. (chuckling)
I wasn’t that far off. – (gasps loudly) It is the whole chicken! – Oh, canned chicken. All right.
I think I can work with this. – That’s a whole chicken. Really? Damn. – I’ve never had anything like this.
Yeah, this is gross. – (Vince) Time to try it.
– God damn it. It’s not– Oh no! No, no, no, no. Nonononononononono. – (sulkily) No. I’m really sorry I dropped this. You guys don’t have
to make me eat it like this. – Bon appétit. (sniffs) Tastes like chicken. – Uh… oh. I’m looking for the breast meat. Mm. – Light meat or dark meat?
Which should I go for here? Tastes like chicken. – (retches) This is like super salty-ass chicken. – Oh god, I can’t do this. It’s chicken. I don’t know why
I would ever eat it like this. – Find a good spot. Let me
start right– yeah, let’s go in here. Yeah. At first, it’s a little nasty.
It’s a little salty though. (smacks) But tastes like chicken. – Ready? Ugh. (whimpers) Agh, it touched my lip. Eww! (whimpers in disgust) It’s not that bad. – (sighs deeply) Okay. It definitely looks and smells worse than I thought it was gonna taste. I guess if I was starving,
I would eat this. – They could’ve used in this
on the Oregon Trail. “Hey, we’re gonna starve to death. Just bring out the [bleep] bird in a can.” – I really want to know
what this liquid is. Preservative juice? That can’t be good for you. – It looks like you guys
went into the street, and you’re like, “Oh, something
just got hit right there. Let’s put it in a can and then
put it in front of the reactors and have them eat it.” – (Vince) You just tried
a full canned chicken. – Ugh. (shuddering groan) Never again. – That’s weird. – Who eats this stuff? Seriously. – I did not know that existed. That’s a little weird that that exists. – I’ve only heard of canned
chicken noodle soup. It’s definitely not this. – (Vince) The chicken
is already fully cooked and can be eaten out of the can. But obviously, people usually
prepare it in various ways. – Okay. Is this sold in this country? – I can’t see myself going
to the grocery store and being like, (gawkily)
“Oh wow, this looks so dank.” – Zombie apocalypse, you know. You never know what’s gonna happen. You need to have this stuff
stored in your pantry in the garage. – There’s just no way in hell if I tried to serve this
to my own kids at home that they would ever, ever, ever want to eat anything I made again. – One of my favorite things to make
is Buffalo chicken dip. So this, some Buffalo sauce,
some cream cheese, a little cheddar.
It would come out all right. – (Vince) Lastly, do you recommend that people tried whole canned chicken? – Yeah, try it. It’s pretty good. – Don’t try it, please. – Go for it. I mean, you can make
something decent out of this. – Yeah, I recommend it. Take off the chicken and wash it and maybe use the chicken
to make chicken tostadas or taquitos maybe. – No! I tried it for you,
people of the internet. – I’m gonna say you probably want to pass. It’s just not an appetizing experience. – Sure. Next time my son does something obnoxious, this is what I’m gonna send– (snickers) this is what I’m gonna give him to eat. – It’s good. Give it a try. You just gotta clean it up a little bit, and you could fool
anybody easily. (chuckles) Kids especially and husbands. (chuckles) – Thanks for watching us eat
canned chicken on the React channel. – What food do you think
we should eat next? Let us know in the comments. – Digging our can-do attitude?
Then hit that Like button. – Subscribe, unless you’re chicken. – Bye, y’all. What
the cluck did I just eat? ♪ (French accordion music) ♪