Hello, this is Scott and this is the Hyper
Report. Today’s report is sponsored by the free book
‘Ramblings of a Madman’. Here are quotes for various items. First…
Something Happened! The most important political development in
200 years was triggered, when the state legislature of Michigan became
the 34th state to demand a “Constitutional Convention.”
This now makes over the necessary two-thirds majority required for a Constitutional Convention
to occur and scrape the U.S. Constitution. The question is, what will it be replaced
with and how much of any freedoms, under this Constitution, survive? Next…
Renewed Focus Since he cannot figure out, or fix,
unemployment, foreign relations, or even his diving poll numbers,
Obama has decided to pull the race err… climate card and use his so-called laser-like
focus to address global warming. In short, be prepared for a more militant
EPA to further destroy the U.S. economy with biased data to support it. Next…
Another Bites It That body found in the Hudson River is yet
another dead banker. This time, it was a 27 year old assistant
vice president of commercial banking at PNC Bank.
So, is this an example of a trade secret? Maybe it is not duck season, but banker season. Next…
Agent Orange? The EPA, or Environmental Poison Agency,
has approved the use of Dow Chemical herbicide 24-D, a component of Agent Orange,
on the companies genetic corn and soybean crops.
In the approval notification, the EPA letter uses terms like Danger and Causes irreversible
eye damage. Yikes!
In addition, it turns out the USDA may approve these foods for human consumption.
Perhaps they can pack that poison into those school lunches? Next…
Rejected Lunch The requirement, that is part of a government
effort to control school lunches and breakfasts, is being rejected by states.
Some schools state that the changes have been expensive and difficult to put in place
while others are actually listening to the children as they refuse to eat the crap.
What good is a national lunch program that the majority of people do not want any part
of? So, who is going to eat it? Next…
Godzilla This is just too good folks…
Japanese fans of Godzilla say that the newest American version is just too fat!
For example, Fatzilla doesn’t even have a neck!
Maybe he had too much McDonald’s and not enough sushi?
Or perhaps, they will blame global warming err… cooling err… whatever! Finally, please prepare now for the escalating
economic and social unrest. Good Day!